okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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