would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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