Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice

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(801): View more from Utah

Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.

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(614): View more from Ohio

That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you

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