I wish i was in the wii world.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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