just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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