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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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