Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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