1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
where are my eyebrows?
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