I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
