She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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