I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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