Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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