New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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