Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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