..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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