Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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