just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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