someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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