Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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