the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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