Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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