no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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