did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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