You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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