Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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