But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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