If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Randomize
