it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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