sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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