I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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