Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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