Plan B is the new Plan A
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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