Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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