I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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