Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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