Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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