I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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