You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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