Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So vagazzling was a success
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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