don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
why do cheetos always look like penises
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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