You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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