i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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