Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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