Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
No more Irish car bombs ever.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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