Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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