her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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