Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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