Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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