it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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