S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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