Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Randomize
