Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
tell me about the fingering
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