i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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