I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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