Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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