I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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