The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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